WEEK 44 Results
1st ($130 / 13pts): Ray "I'm baack" Flowers
2nd ($70/ 9pts): Randall "what diamond?" Ryan
3rd ($0 / 7pts): Adam "flushed" Joseph
High Stakes /7 Players / 1 Table / 11:05 Endtime
(A running account of Ray's mental self-talk as the game progressed...)
7:50 - Starting late but I'm left of Randy and right of Aaron. Raise the pussy to my right, let can't-beat-him-out-with-a-stick on my left build the pot. I'm in a sold gold position, baby.
7:52 - Nice...early double-up after calling Eric's all-in. I'm big stack and I haven't even let out my first fart or hurled my first insult.
8:05 - Martin, Martin, Martin...welcome back to your old self. Thanks for all your chips. What did you have again, Q-6 off-suit? I've already forgotten.
8:20 - So let's see...I've got about $47K at the end of round 1. Self, be tight. I could leave and make it to the final 3. Wonder what Nikki's doing for the next...? Nah, Martin's going to be dealing for at least an hour, so my time is better spent making sure he deals the goddamn cards. Limey bastard.
8:38 - Mick dies and re-buys. Bwaa haaa haa haa haa.
9:05 - Mick dies again, this time for good. Eric's got a small stack, Adam's got a small stack, I've just got Pussy and Pushy to deal with.
9:18 - Oooh...Randy gets sucked out with an all-in flush draw by Adam. Hmmm...I don't know what to think. Randy might be on tilt but I can rape him anyway, and now Adam's healthy. Probably would have been better the other way around, but no matter. I'm still Stacky Boy.
9:22 - All-in by Randall against me right at the end of the vulture round....and he's asking if he can rebuy. Fuck it, I'll destroy his puny ass later. "Fold, nice bet." Dick.
9:28 - Randy kills Eric....by calling an low-pair all-in with his own low-pair all-in. Nice, great poker, guys. Although Eric scares me. He has dark powers. Not that he's better than me, mind you, he's just slightly evil with his...beer and laughing and betting in the dark. Plus he makes Randy laugh at things no one else finds funny. He's probably transferring some of the evil.
Randy's fucking rebuilding his stack. He's not that good, what gives? It's gotta be Eric...
9:48 - Oh, it's right before break and Aaron forces Adam to fold on a big, big pot. I've got 60K or so...Aaron's got around 25K, Randy's got, oh, about 20K, Adam has nada. I am so golden. Ahh...I need a smoke.
10:13 - I think I'll start really needling people. This seems like a good time...should be fun.
10:24 - And Aaron finally stays in enough pots just a little too long, and I crush him like an overripe Indiana cantaloupe. Adam has enough chips to be dangerous...but not really. I shall play tight again and let Randy & Adam destroy themselves.
10:48 - Randy kills Adam with a flush. We're about even in chips. This is good.
10:55 - Fuckin' Randy keeps coming over the top of me. This isn't right. Somehow, he's got about 80K to my 40K. Time to quit playing tight.
10:59 - Wow, I've got a flush on the river. I think he's got top pair; this is good. What the...he's betting $12K? Damn, let me think about this...thinking..."Alright, I call....I've got a flush." Shit, he's turning his cards over....what the f...? Two pair? Oh, now he's spouting some bull shit like he thought he had the Kind of hearts. What a lame excuse. I'll point out to him how 5 cards make a flush just to really push him off the edge.
11:05 - Well, that's it. Another tourney, another win for Ray. Ah, this is good. I love these people, and I think they secretly love me. In fact, ya'll can click on the title to this piece and hear Martin's uncle praising me.
Love to you all,
Ray's innnermost thoughts
2nd ($70/ 9pts): Randall "what diamond?" Ryan
3rd ($0 / 7pts): Adam "flushed" Joseph
High Stakes /7 Players / 1 Table / 11:05 Endtime
(A running account of Ray's mental self-talk as the game progressed...)
7:50 - Starting late but I'm left of Randy and right of Aaron. Raise the pussy to my right, let can't-beat-him-out-with-a-stick on my left build the pot. I'm in a sold gold position, baby.
7:52 - Nice...early double-up after calling Eric's all-in. I'm big stack and I haven't even let out my first fart or hurled my first insult.
8:05 - Martin, Martin, Martin...welcome back to your old self. Thanks for all your chips. What did you have again, Q-6 off-suit? I've already forgotten.
8:20 - So let's see...I've got about $47K at the end of round 1. Self, be tight. I could leave and make it to the final 3. Wonder what Nikki's doing for the next...? Nah, Martin's going to be dealing for at least an hour, so my time is better spent making sure he deals the goddamn cards. Limey bastard.
8:38 - Mick dies and re-buys. Bwaa haaa haa haa haa.
9:05 - Mick dies again, this time for good. Eric's got a small stack, Adam's got a small stack, I've just got Pussy and Pushy to deal with.
9:18 - Oooh...Randy gets sucked out with an all-in flush draw by Adam. Hmmm...I don't know what to think. Randy might be on tilt but I can rape him anyway, and now Adam's healthy. Probably would have been better the other way around, but no matter. I'm still Stacky Boy.
9:22 - All-in by Randall against me right at the end of the vulture round....and he's asking if he can rebuy. Fuck it, I'll destroy his puny ass later. "Fold, nice bet." Dick.
9:28 - Randy kills Eric....by calling an low-pair all-in with his own low-pair all-in. Nice, great poker, guys. Although Eric scares me. He has dark powers. Not that he's better than me, mind you, he's just slightly evil with his...beer and laughing and betting in the dark. Plus he makes Randy laugh at things no one else finds funny. He's probably transferring some of the evil.
Randy's fucking rebuilding his stack. He's not that good, what gives? It's gotta be Eric...
9:48 - Oh, it's right before break and Aaron forces Adam to fold on a big, big pot. I've got 60K or so...Aaron's got around 25K, Randy's got, oh, about 20K, Adam has nada. I am so golden. Ahh...I need a smoke.
10:13 - I think I'll start really needling people. This seems like a good time...should be fun.
10:24 - And Aaron finally stays in enough pots just a little too long, and I crush him like an overripe Indiana cantaloupe. Adam has enough chips to be dangerous...but not really. I shall play tight again and let Randy & Adam destroy themselves.
10:48 - Randy kills Adam with a flush. We're about even in chips. This is good.
10:55 - Fuckin' Randy keeps coming over the top of me. This isn't right. Somehow, he's got about 80K to my 40K. Time to quit playing tight.
10:59 - Wow, I've got a flush on the river. I think he's got top pair; this is good. What the...he's betting $12K? Damn, let me think about this...thinking..."Alright, I call....I've got a flush." Shit, he's turning his cards over....what the f...? Two pair? Oh, now he's spouting some bull shit like he thought he had the Kind of hearts. What a lame excuse. I'll point out to him how 5 cards make a flush just to really push him off the edge.
11:05 - Well, that's it. Another tourney, another win for Ray. Ah, this is good. I love these people, and I think they secretly love me. In fact, ya'll can click on the title to this piece and hear Martin's uncle praising me.
Love to you all,
Ray's innnermost thoughts
Labels: Ray kills everyone
3 Comment(s):
"Don't play ANGRY!"
"Just in case ...you think I'm "angry" I'm not in the least. I knew that Ray wasn't going to post, and he is highly likely not to even read it. Perhaps he will read now & post before a vulture such as me beats him to it.
Anyway, all in good fun. And I'm positive Mr. Flowers would take it that way as well."
wrote Randy R
To which I now reply:
Ah Hahhhhh.... Now I look carefully at the AUTHOR of the main post. I actually didn't even consider that it might not be Ray F. That makes it Frickin Hysterical!! LMAO
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