Week 33 Results
1st ($50 / 10pts): Mark "Ass Beating" Yun
2nd ($10/ 7pts): Randall "Bad Beat My Ass" Ryan
3rd ($0 / 4pts): Ray "Chicken Dinna Ain't No Winna" Flowers
4th ($0 / 2pts): Dallas "Name My Baby's Ass" Dickinson
Low Stakes / 9 Players / 1 Table / 11:45 Endtime
What can I say? I am just a bad-ass poker machine. I think I had something like 12 kills, including that ass-whipping of Randall on the last hand. 3 of a kind? No problem; I'll just boat on the river and kick your ass. You knew it was coming, I knew it was coming, Eric's dark powers screamed "It's coming! Cover your ass before it gets kicked!"
Oh, what else...I killed Ray, I killed Dallas, I killed Eric....hell, I killed 'em all. Got an ace? No worries, I do too, AND a better kicker. And it's a good thing, because I'm going to get so many points that even after I take that new job, people will be battling for months to pass me up.
And I'm not gay, damn it!
Love,
Mark Yun
2nd ($10/ 7pts): Randall "Bad Beat My Ass" Ryan
3rd ($0 / 4pts): Ray "Chicken Dinna Ain't No Winna" Flowers
4th ($0 / 2pts): Dallas "Name My Baby's Ass" Dickinson
Low Stakes / 9 Players / 1 Table / 11:45 Endtime
What can I say? I am just a bad-ass poker machine. I think I had something like 12 kills, including that ass-whipping of Randall on the last hand. 3 of a kind? No problem; I'll just boat on the river and kick your ass. You knew it was coming, I knew it was coming, Eric's dark powers screamed "It's coming! Cover your ass before it gets kicked!"
Oh, what else...I killed Ray, I killed Dallas, I killed Eric....hell, I killed 'em all. Got an ace? No worries, I do too, AND a better kicker. And it's a good thing, because I'm going to get so many points that even after I take that new job, people will be battling for months to pass me up.
And I'm not gay, damn it!
Love,
Mark Yun
3 Comment(s):
For those interested in knowing how that final hand went down...
Me: J9
Randall : 99
Flop : 9 7 x
Turn : J
River : J
We got all in on the turn.
What was most impressive was after showing hands and before the river landed, Randall knew he was boned. I have never seen someone so absolutely sure he was going to lose to a two outer.
I am officially afraid of Randall's power of future sight. It's only a matter of time until he learns to control his latent mutant superpowers and uses them to take over the world. I expect to be the first against the wall when the Randall-ution comes which is why I am leaving town until the heat dies down.
To paraphase Eric, "No one wins a tournamanet without sucking out once or twice."
Mark
PS I think I only killed StaciP, Adam, Ray, and Randall.
Randy ghost writing the Yun recap was not going to get current stats posted (my last, great weapon to get y'all to write up your wins). But Yun's reply Comment constitutes a minimum of compliance (I guess...)
Post a Comment
Link(s) to this post:
Create a Link
<< Back to Main Listings